Men's Guide to Women

As men are typically not too observant when it comes to some of a woman’s more subtle conscious or subconscious hints, I decided to consult a small stack of women asking the following question.

What visual cues could a guy pick up from a woman telling him he will not get lucky tonight?

Here are the top five answers.

1.  No Shaving, No Misbehaving

“If I skipped shaving my legs and armpits it means I have no intention of letting anyone, especially not my guy, get close enough to notice.”

2. Ugly Granny Panties

“She will be wearing the pretty matching underwear if she plans on letting a man see her in her underwear.

If it is that time or if I am going for comfort, I have my old favorites that I like to wear but they are anything but sexy. I would be too embarrassed to let a guy see me in those, let along do anything else.”

If she is not wearing low rise jeans good luck figuring this one out without getting caught. – Archer.

3. Stomach Pain = No Gain

“Sometimes after a nice dinner my stomach hurts for a while if I eat something I am not use to eating. Sometimes my stomach just hurts because I am feeling bloated, gassy or constipated. No man is getting near me when I feel like that.”

4. Showers Before Flowers

“If I feel like I need a shower, or feel sweaty or icky, I am not getting close to a man.”

5. General Maintenance Issues

“It’s obvious, but if I am packing feminine hygiene products he is out of luck.”

If I can see in her purse, great, but if it means I have dig around in her purse, forget it, I swear there are things in there that bite. – Archer.

6. BONUS SIGN: No Door, No Score.

“I will not let a man past my front door if the feeling is not right or there is at least a possibility.”

If you know a good tip I missed, let a brother know.

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